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mindxcrash:

dothelittlethings:

I laugh so much because there isn’t a truer post

will always reblog this when it shows up on my dash

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

jonnovstheinternet:

[via]

skeleton-on-the-internet:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

Can confirm that there was a great demon war in skeleton hell.

If you dont know already, I’m a dance teacher, and I don’t understand how hard it is for someone to comprehend that their daughter has 2 numbers to change her costume for her next dance. She wants her to have her hair all beautiful and flowing for her 1st number. It needs to then 2 numbers later be in a high side curly ponytail for my number. That’s like 6 min MAX. To change costume, shoes, and accessories. There ain’t no time for hair. She’s 5 years old. The less stress the better. Especially the ones that are changing her as well. So if she comes with something that cannot be managed in 2 numbers, guess what we’re doing when she comes in the door? Yup, whether mom wants it or not….that hair is going in a pony.

Crazy moms………they never go away.

spermbanker:

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Ok, he went to microwave something, and while in the kitchen I heard him mutter screw you. Well sorry I don’t want to go out after I got comfortable. I bought dinner 2 nights in a row. Sorry I want to save money. I’ve been trying to save money, buying KFC doesn’t help my bank account.