I laugh so much because there isn’t a truer post

will always reblog this when it shows up on my dash


the assassination of Julius Caesar  


the assassination of Julius Caesar  


someone give this dude a medal


someone give this dude a medal





youre gonna look so godamn cool

Can confirm that there was a great demon war in skeleton hell.

If you dont know already, I’m a dance teacher, and I don’t understand how hard it is for someone to comprehend that their daughter has 2 numbers to change her costume for her next dance. She wants her to have her hair all beautiful and flowing for her 1st number. It needs to then 2 numbers later be in a high side curly ponytail for my number. That’s like 6 min MAX. To change costume, shoes, and accessories. There ain’t no time for hair. She’s 5 years old. The less stress the better. Especially the ones that are changing her as well. So if she comes with something that cannot be managed in 2 numbers, guess what we’re doing when she comes in the door? Yup, whether mom wants it or not….that hair is going in a pony.

Crazy moms………they never go away.


hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how



Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Ok, he went to microwave something, and while in the kitchen I heard him mutter screw you. Well sorry I don’t want to go out after I got comfortable. I bought dinner 2 nights in a row. Sorry I want to save money. I’ve been trying to save money, buying KFC doesn’t help my bank account.